Pirates and Calculus

Date: 3/23/2019

For some reason we were at sea, and we were exploring. We got to the edge of uncharted territory, and it was really dark and stormy over there. I wanted to go in but the captain saw the evil looking ships over there. We decided to rest to see what would happen, and eventually we decided to go home. We got back to the school and I walked out of the ship. Eventually Mr. Anderson came by in the hallway and gave me a big envelope with 500 dollars inside. He told me that this was for everyone who tanked their GPA because of calculus BC. It made me very happy.