Date: 8/29/2017
By proxie
I had a dream that I was a convict trying to escape from prison by pretending I had another personality. The personality served as a disguise and It eventually worked. I escaped off a prison boat in front of my fellow inmates. I ran away to a suburban neighborhood. I remember looking at the street signs and one was "arctic white" and I was like "wow that's stupid". I then went to a teacher's house and my parents were there and so was my dog who was a chihuahua. My teacher showed us inside of his helicopter which dispensed salt on the streets for the icy roads in winter. I remembered thinking "I'm glad I have my dog with me or else she would be salty down there." Eventually, my fake personalities began to turn real and I started running around the neighborhood trying to escape them. I called up my friend and he told me a joke and then I laughed. He then said "do your other personalities find it funny?" And I said "no." Then I realized that they were trying to kill me. To cope with this, I entered in a go cart race where my strongest personality, Grandpa, took over and I tuned into a man. I would usually win, but my step mom thought it would be a good idea to sew fake dinosaur claws to my real toes to help. I lost a race and wanted to take them off, but I had to go to this sergeant in Spain. His office was located in a mall and "Grandpa" went away. Once I got the claws removed, my step mom and I looked around the mall to find a Victoria secret. I'm this Victoria secret, half of the store sold watches and the other half sold clothes. I tried to find a watch but realized they were all ugly, then the store closed.