The Names of Mum’s Nine Babies

Date: 12/2/2021

Mum was having nine babies in one pregnancy. She originally planned on naming them all names starting with M - but some of them were quite weird and ugly, instead of just normal nice names like I was suggesting such as Madeline and Miley. She changed her mind just before giving birth and when I was reading the document with all the names on it I was shocked to see that they were all called weird things like Inhaler, Kmart Sale and Robodad. I confronted her about it and she laughed it off like it was just a joke. I tried to tell her that this was a legal document and these kids will have these names for the rest of their lives but she just didn’t seem to care. So frustrating.