Im sorry - Niall Dream?

Date: 1/30/2020

Basically, I was on set of some late night show and the host (who wasn't visible at all but I can only assume was James Corden) asked me about what Harry Styles looks like naked and how big he was below the belt. Well, I guess I described it like I saw all the dicks of One Direction because Niall was shortly brought up. Before I had time to answer and as if almost offended, Niall marches in, stark naked, swinging his unclothed erection around at my face's level cause I'm fricken sitting down and my hands are in my lap and I'm very very VERY flustered and trying not to look at it and Niall's just running around like: - thick Irish accent, I might add - "I THINK YOU'LL FIND MINE. VERYYY. IMPRESSIVEEE. " The words "very" and "impressive" were dragged out like a child gloating and the look on his face was like "yeh yer gonna 'ave to bare witness ta dis" and I'm sorry to subject you all to this mental image, if you want to, turn back now. But then.. oh god. Then he uses his abnormally large dick to spin one of those spinning board wheels (like the wheel on the price is right) and everytime it landed on something, he would grab his dick and point to the audience winner with it. Every. Damn. Time. Then he pointed at me with it and marched towards me like he was going to either dance with it (that flower in mouth dance) or he was going to stab me with it. I wake up now, very confused and of course I had to write this down. sorry not sorry.