Horseman Museum Heist

Date: 8/29/2018

In this dream I was working as a security guard for this hella famous museum. Like it was dope. We had these uniforms and whatnot so it was official. And the security staff reminded me of Brooklyn 99 so it was fun working with them. The only thing off about this dream was that we lived in an anthropomorphic world so there were different animal species like in Bojack Horseman. He was actually there by the way, and whenever someone made a horse reference or pun, he would get offended because he was the only horse there. But anyway I was assisting a group of tourists (because we were short on tour guides) and we ended up walking into our main elevator. It was circular and huge and made of that glass plaster so it was transparent. So I guide them into it and see that the majority of my team are also guiding groups in from the other entrances. It quickly becomes filled but not to the point where we couldn’t move. Then all of a sudden the alarms start going off, and we can see in the center one of our security guards rising up with this case full of cash. This giant lobster man lured security into the elevator but he was also in the elevator, so I knew he wasn’t as clever as he wanted to seem. But anyway, he starts smashing buttons on the main frame unevenly because it turned out the elevator could piece off into sections of where the wanted destination were for when multiple people came in. So we start moving up and the pieces are coming off left and right and people are screaming. We reach the midway point before it stops and Lobster Guy pries open a door to show off to the other guards that we were in danger and possibly going to die. While he’s doing that, I notice a clear path where he pried open the door and even more I see a clear path where more fragile pieces haven’t fallen yet. But I get the surrounding people to help me balance on those spots and suddenly I’m racing past the Lobster guy through the opening. Movie Material my friend. James Bond would be proud. So of course lobster guy sees me escape which cuts his guffaw short and suddenly the elevators shooting up. Immediately I’m throwing orders at my fellow guards to release the safety nets on every floor. The security staff called for the others to meet him near the base of the elevator. There, he gave a nice prideful speech on our duties, and we rolled out—Bojack Horseman in tow. It was wild. We were running in every direction. Nets were flying overhead. We all took the stairs/escalator to corner Lobster Guy at the top which surprisingly didn’t take as long as it should’ve. But then I woke up :)