Date: 7/13/2020
By Friesandnuggets
i was doing a multi stage maze with the guys from the inbetweeners in my house. i don’t remember all the early stages but the second to last stage was me having to name 7 arsenal players from options. they only gave me 6 and when i asked about the 7th they told me it was in the maze. i sighed heavily and crumpled on the floor. - my dad and his work friends were round and had asked me to write a birthday card for someone they knew while they watched a film. i used the card for doodling which i had to cross out later so it looked very messy. i couldn’t remember her name so i asked my dad and he said it was cataven but when i asked him again he answered with a completely different name. also, i accidentally wrote ‘for him’ at the top which was one of the many things that had to be crossed off. - my mum was talking about a fitness class she had in ‘high school’ at granny and grandad’s house. she mentioned that everyone had to be up at 12. frances was round and she agreed with what my mum remembered and added the fact that grandad would feed the birds every day. she had the black bird feeder and inside was very dry bread and underneath the bread was this clear slime. she brought it into the garden and made a joke to me about it but i didn’t understand so i just laughed and then she jolted the bird feeder upwards so that loads of crumbs would go up and then land on and around me. - i didn’t get to see the maze from the inside because i was woken up by my cat crying. - i fell back asleep and dreamt that phillip schofield sent me a video message on snapchat but i didn’t open it because i wanted to wait until i got home.