obama at the grocery

Date: 4/4/2020

i was in whole foods grocery store looking for pears. however, i was stuck in the flour section, and i couldnt really walk out. but luckily, because i started turning a knob at the end of the flour section, a little garage door thing opened up behind me to reveal these really tiny pears. i got a sack of the flour and took the pears and went to buy them. but at first i didnt want to pay so i tried going outside the store, but obama saw me and shook his head in a disappointed way. so then i went to the cashier, and before the cashier gave me the price, obama was like “your pears cost $5.6 dollars.” i was like “how did you know that??” and he said because i ate your pears”