Koopa Troopa

Date: 8/6/2017

So last night I fell asleep around 2 a.m. I had a dream that I was being chased by gigantic, 30-foot-tall koopa troopa’s (they’re the stupid yellow turtles from Mario). So anyway, I was running away from these giant shits, and I found a mushroom. So I ate it, thinking I would grow and be able to fight the turtle bitches. It was actually a magic mushroom and I started to have a trip in my dream. I turned into a fire-breathing eagle, and destroyed the koopa troopa’s. I have no idea why or how I dreamed this