Haha, you suck

Date: 10/4/2017

I was lying on the floor, kind of trying to sleep, but mostly just resting my eyes. Donald Trump was behind a counter, not doing anything. A woman came in, and asked him what kind of name would be more "steely". At that point, I sat straight up, looked Trump in the eyes and yelled "STONE COLD STEEEVEE AUSTIN". And then I lost my shit on the floor to the point where I couldn't even stand up. I woke up laughing.