I Felt The Bern

Date: 5/15/2021

My coworkers and I were throwing a surprise birthday party for Bernie Sanders at work. I was in charge of buying 2 piñatas. I saw Bernie walking around the store and told him to come with me. We ended up sitting in the candy aisle trying different flavored chocolates and gummies, we took some with us and put it in our bags. I came back to my department and my coworker asked where the piñatas were. I told her I completely forgot about them. She got mad, so I went and grabbed the nearest piñatas. I told her to slap my ass as hard as she could. She did, I screamed, but told her I liked it.