Date: 4/15/2016
By PiroriKeeper
I was in Argentina visiting Billy. The neighborhood was set up an awful lot like the housing development I lived in when I was young and my dad was dating Tammy. I went up to one of the doors and knocked, and a woman answered. I told her I was a friend of Helen's and she let me into the house. She was showing me all these family photos and trying to explain them all to me while Billy was getting ready. His mom asked how old I was and how I knew her daughter. It was awkward and I fibbed on some of the details, I also lied about my age and said I was only 18. Billy showed up eventually and we hung out. He called me father a couple times but told his mom it was a joke, and he even called me "he" once or twice and passed it off as a joke too.