polar bear eggs $85

Date: 8/9/2016

By gabbasaurusrex

Teesh was the dad fish and I was the kid from Finding Nemo. We were swimming along and came across a passed out polar bear and a polar bear egg. We were trying to eat the polar bear egg before the polar bear woke up, but he did and started chasing us. We turned from fishes into humans and were running and running as the polar bear (who turned into Cameron and Jarrod) were running after us chasing us. I think we were running through San Francisco, and found a turnoff into a residential area. Teesh and I started running up a hill and got to a back yard with a boat. I think I've been here before, so I told Teesh we have to throw them off by somehow rubbing our scent around the boat. We did that and continued running up a super steep hill. Jarrod and Cameron started gaining on us, but we just barely made it to the top and started running through a house. Jarrod caught up to us and said "guys, let's just call a truce. I'm going to go get a bunch of stuff to BBQ, and beer to drink, but no matter what, it's only $85."