Digital art, Jimmy finds himself on a beach collecting vibrant seashells, only to be swept up in a surreal sequence of events involving a flooding sidewalk, a daring rescue, a movie set house, a priestly stalker, tall and twisty colorful animal people, a surprising arrest, and a comical declaration about his anatomy.

Jimmy Kimmel

Date: 12/13/2018

By BellaDragon7

I DONT REMEMBER MOST OF IT BUT I REMEMBER FIRST I WAS LIKE ON THE BEACH FINDING THESE WEIRD COLORFUL SEA SHELLS. Then the SIDEWALK started FLOODING and then Olivia almost DROWNED but I saved her in time. Then, we were at my grandmas house but it was like a set for a movie so like it was a fake house inside of a building so I could go on the roof and see inside the house and so then jimmy is there like stalking us and apparently he was a priest or soemthing so he had that outfit and then I’m running quietly trying to get away and then ALL THESE TALL COLORFUL ANIMAL PEOPLE THINGS WALKING ON TWO LEGS AND ARE SUPER TALL AMD ALL THEYRE LIMBS ARE JUST STRAIGJT ANF NUBS LIKE PATRICK STAR BUT SUPER LING AND GHEN GHEY START LIKE RUNNING AND WALKING ALL WEORDLY TOWARD ME LIKE ALL TWISTY ANF STUFF REALLY CREEPILY LIKE PENNYWISE AND GHEN J RUN AND HIDE ON GHE ROOF AND THEN APPARENTLY THE NEWS REPORTERS OR LIKE VIDEO RECORDERS FOUND JIMMY AND ARRETSED HOM BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE WAS TRYING TO DTAB US and then the reporters go “jimmy we just found out you were trying to murder children. You are u set arrest, what do you have to say abojt this?” Anf while they’re all walking with cameras and jimmy just yells “MY DICK IS TEN INCHES” ISTG LMAO IM DEAD AND THEN GHE NEWS REPORTERS ARE LIKE “we must clarify these accusations “ and then JUST GOT A TAPE MEASURE OUT OF HIS POCKET AND STARTED MEASURING IT OMG ANF GHEJ GHATS ALL I REMEMBER BUT I WAS DEADDDDD I WAS TELLING THIS STORU IN GEO AND I COJSKTN EVEN SAY THE LAST PART I WAD LAUGHING SO HARD JUSY REMMEBERING IT LMAO IM TYPING SO FAST I HAVE SO MANY TYPOS BUT THIS IS JUST FOR MY OWN MEMORY CUZ ITS HILARIOUS LMAO