I was a Pokémon trainer

Date: 12/29/2019

Ok there was one part before I was a trainer where I was sitting in a circle with my friends and this little boy was holding a kitten. He held it high and then dropped it. A woman panicked and took the kitten while the mom of then kitten, decided to bite the ever loving shit out of the little boy. Now for the mildly interesting part: I was a Pokémon trainer and I went to this school field by my house and there was a group of people standing there. I ran up to them cuz they called me over and then they threw their Poké balls at me. I was surrounded by about 5 people and then I decided to run away. They couldn’t catch me but one of the people were sent out to look for me but couldn’t find me in the trees. I ended up going to the next town over, in the next town over I was walking down the street when they caught up to me (just for clarity they were all slightly older than me and one looked like N from Pokémon B/W). They were all on bikes this time, I ran and tripped, then they started beating me up. I said (for what ever reason) “This is kinda kinky” and they stopped, looked at me mortified and I walked away unharmed. I started walking to a giant conference centre near a volcano next and they were there. They decided to chase me one last time and I hid with my friends and ate chocolate till I woke up.