Neighbor

Date: 2/6/2017

My neighbor came over. He was upset because the Internet was down. He had just bought 2 new video books. Me: Do you mean audio books? Him: No no, video books! You should check them out. Me: Are these exactly like the book word for word scene for scene? You know how movies leave stuff out. Him: I don't know, never read the book. Why would I when I can watch it? Me: thinking what a sad moron.