Native Mermaid Boyfriend?

Date: 5/11/2019

Basically Josh and I were looking around for houses, and there was this huge ass ocean beside all of the houses we wanted.. so he decided that it would be funny to push me into it... and I can breathe underwater in my dreams because it’s literally a dream. So I was pretending to drown and he jumped in and his hair went super long and had gotten braided and he had this like long white feather along his hair and his skin turned more of a red colour and in like “josh wtf?” And he’s like “oh yes when I touch water I turn into a native mermaid” I’m literally like “BITCH WHAT” so he grabbed me by the waist and started swimming around the ocean (he didn’t have a tail, just super long legs.. like longer than the ones he already has) and we stopped under this like cave and he was trying to prop me up between him so that he could kiss me but I kept floating up and he was just trying to kiss my face but he couldn’t :p