Date: 8/6/2016
By TDHOOKE
A celebrity whom I cannot name took me to a meeting. In the parking lot, we ran into Will Ferrell wearing scrubs. "Why are you wearing scrubs?" "Why are you not? We're about to do the world's largest pancreatic transfer." "Oh." The surgery room was lots of fun. Knowing it was a dream, Will Ferrell and I used the laser technology to amputate their limbs. There was a male patient and a female patient. His female surgical partner used the lasers to carve matching tattoos into both of their backs. Optimistic whistling music occurred whilst the surgery was being done. I made a head balance on a vertical laser beam and everyone laughed. It was a grand time.