Date: 2/25/2018
By mrmidgetman
i was at a house with my family and some other people that I had only ever met once. anyway we were having a dinner party kind of thing and the people who I had only met once kept trying to poison my food. at some point my oldest cousin came along as well and he started to try and poison my food too. the only thing that I could do to stop being poisoned was to hold this chair in front of me to stop the poison from reaching me (I forgot to mention that when they put the poison in my food it started to come out like a big flame of fire). so this chair was my only defence.i think I ended up winning because they put in so much poison it became like a huge nuke and killed everyone except me because I had my chair