Fat Hillbilly and Military Nazi

Date: 11/21/2016

There were two boats going down a river. One was a military boat, driven by a guy who looked a lot like Katie's celebrity crush, the guy from drive. He might have been a Nazi. The other boat was an old rickety fishing boat that was driven by a fat hillbilly that looked like the fat guy from super troopers. They had been talking to each other while going down the river. The hillbilly was talking about how he loved the military. The nazi was really laid back and kind of a slacker. He got off the boat and talked with the guys on the check point. Moments later he looked up and the hillbilly was in the captains well fiddling with the dash. The boat started up and it floated from the dock. The hillbilly stole the boat and drifted off. He even found a spare nazi uniform and changed into it. The nazi must have then taken the hillbillies boat, and gave chase. He thought his military career was fucked after that. He was down exploring the hillbilly boat, when he heard someone board the boat. The hillbilly used some crazy gun that had hooks and a rope to patch to the boat and he came over. The hillbilly appeared with a gun and had no shirt on. His fat rolls were disgusting and slimy with sweat. He told the military guy that they were going to have sex. The guy froze up, he said "no you can't do that", the hillbilly turned him around and took off his pants. The hillbilly had a gross looking micro penis, the military guy said "looks like you can't do lots of things". The hillbilly then raped the military guy. It was disgusting. He came super fast, like in three thrusts, and then ran up the stairs. The military guy chased after him. Then I woke up. Super fucked up dream. I didn't appear in it the whole time,