Dicey Dungeons almost gets me laid

Date: 8/18/2019

By apharius

I'm walking the streets of Linköping, when I suddenly end up in a strange square I've never seen before. Tons of people are trying to get me to visit their business. One girl, who looks like, or perhaps IS, Catherine from the video game of the same name, asks if I've played Dicey Dungeons, and I respond that I have. She tackles me to the ground and wants to sleep with me. We end up in a beautiful spa, where my friend's parents are. While laughing his ass off, my friend's dad decided to wingman me by offering me his chair. Then I don't remember anything else.