Mountain Lion

Date: 4/6/2016

I am riding in a car with my wife. I think I see a mountain lion. She slams the brakes and we see two mountain lions, but when we return to the spot where I thought the first one was, there's only a tabby cat there. His name is Chappy. He is fat and friendly. Then I realize I've actually fallen asleep in a friend's bed and that my face is muddy and that I've lost my underwear and pants again. Then my wife wants to use my phone, but there's an embarrassing app open that I can't for the life of me close.