Date: 5/25/2017
By jevan
so i was getting married on like this planet which was a living pink blob ball. All my human friends were sitting on one side of the room and on the other were these crazy cartoon aliens. There was a really tiny mouse-like troll who was officiating the wedding lol. We were all playing and blowing bubbles but the giant bubbles didn't pop so you could squeeze them and go inside them. Then suddenly the venue was being attacked and the pink blob planet shielded me as it wrapped around me. Then we went back in time in slow-motion and at some point there was an alien labour MP who dropped their manifesto and me and the pink blob were fighting over it in slow-mo but they got it. So, i made a deal that the pink blob could keep the manifesto if they found a new venue so the next thing i know we're all on a new planet which is just a giant flat sword.