The one with Keith lemon

Date: 11/2/2018

There was an orchestra concert on and u was roped in to help make a buffet dinner for people at but there wasn’t enough food so I planned to go get bread rolls from the shop. Second part : I was away with family from Wales. I got up in the night to look for the cat as he didn’t like his cage and had broken out of it . Whilst looking around the room there was another bed in the corner and Keith lemon woke up and sat up in bed.... naked. He laughing that his nipples were on display and “mushrooms” were out. The mushrooms were two hickeys on the top inside of his thighs. No idea why he called them mushrooms..... The next morning we found a cafe to sit down and have breakfast Keith joined us and was dressed. My husband łukasz wasn’t happy as it was full english breakfast and had a sulk.