i’m not a pedophile

Date: 1/9/2018

i had a dream i was by china or somewhere foreign and this health department guy is kinda following me shoving me into kids and complaining how many kids get hit by runners like me and i’m like yeah it’s your fault for shoving me into em and i’m like running but also not really and then i walk into this store and there’s these middle eastern people and i’m like i might buy a camera and this little boy starts twerking on me and i go “thats haram bro” which basically means unholy in arabic