Date: 3/17/2026
By WhoPotterVianOffTwitter
I was one of the candidates on The Apprentice. Lord Alan Sugar set us the task where you have to find a list of items within a single day and make it back on time to avoid a penalty. We got into the respective taxis with our teams. For some reason, Lord Sugar decided to join us in our taxi. The taxi came to a stop outside of a library. My team mates got out and I was about to leave with them, but Lord Sugar told me to wait in the taxi because it was a dangerous place to cross. The taxi parked up somewhere safer for me to leave. However, when I left the taxi, there was no sign of my team mates. I decided to look for them in the library but I could not find them. I sighed and gave up, deciding to watch this woman give a presentation on my favourite show, Doctor Who, in a side room. Upon leaving the library, I spotted my team mates with this woman who was offering horse rides. They were laughing and having fun, riding down the cobbled road, presumably after securing an item from the woman. Disgruntled as my team mates seemed to ignore me approaching and left in the taxi, I decided I wasn't going to let them have all of the fun and accepted a ride on one of the woman's horses myself. After dismounting, I headed to the seafront, where I saw my teammates about to leave without me on this ship. I had had enough. I stormed the ship and threw them all overboard, whilst Karen Brady frowned to camera in the corner. My bemused teammates swam to shore and climbed back onboard. They asked why I had just done what I did and I explained how I was upset that they had been completing the task without me, especially as they could say I did nothing in the boardroom when it wasn't my fault. They should have waited for me instead of leaving me behind.