Burnt butthole

Date: 11/17/2016

I was in a classroom with some people who I'm not sure if they were my classmates or my colleagues. There were familiar faces (people from my batch in LCP), and even my Tita Agang was there. There was a part where she left the room for a while & when she came back, she told everyone to go and "fix" or claim their salary. She couldnt do anything about hers because her money was from Greece and they wont accept it? There was also a part when I was left alone with 3 guys. One of them got bored, wanted to fart, decided to put a match near his butthole just to be funny.. And I kept screaming for him to stop or he will regret it.. He wouldnt listen and farted anyway.. As soon as he farted, a crackling sound- the sound of his shorts getting burnt. He started freaking out and threw his shorts to a bed near me/ bed I was lying on (?) (I think the bed looked like my bed in real life) and the sheets started to burn too. Immediately grabbed a water bottle that was so tightly closed (I thought I wouldnt be able to open it in time and we were all gonna die) and tried to put out the fire. I was so pissed after that and I kept telling him he was such an idiot. One of the guys (who was obese?) turned pale, his lips were blue, was close to fainting because he thought we were gonna get trapped and die. We had to lay him down on the floor. He had an orange gatorade that was leaking because it wasnt closed properly. In the end when everything was okay, we kinda started laughing and I vaguely remember wanting to take a photo of the guy's burnt ass/shorts.. I think I was planning on making a deal with him that I wouldnt tell anyone how he burnt his butthole under the condition that he allows me to take a photo. LOL!!