Date: 3/5/2019
By jBoetticher
I was the rich dude from citizen Kane except I was going around getting donations to open up a candy shop to raise more donations for the catholic church (I'm not actually catholic). I got enough donations, all barrelled up in carts. They looked like grapes, but they apparently worked as currency because the scene switches to my new shop in the middle of France. The building was big and wooden, looked like 2 stories high. It had a nice red and golden paint job. The narrator said it was in Paris because I wanted to make a statement about how central I was or something. The first few days nobody bought anything, and we were really sad. But by the third day it was packed. The nun leaders of the catholic church came and thank me. Yay.