Date: 4/15/2016
By xiode
I was at some huge high school. at the front was a TSA-style search line. To the left was a seperate door, which i entered. I passed through a metal detector, expecting it to get triggered, but it didn't. I had been working with Michael Mando and Tuco on a heist of sorts. I was back at my house, next to the sliding glass door with my whole family standing there, waiting. Outside was a field of tall, golden grass, in which I saw a black SUV/Truck driving towards us. "Truck, truck!" I cried out. They slowed down, but intentionally hit the wall next to the door. I opened the door, and in my best russian accent, said "Welcome, my dearest guests, to my humble abode." Tuco replied that he did not appreciate my sarcasm, raised a handgun to my chest, and fired. After a few awkard seconds, in which I had not fallen over, I looked the small bullet hole and said "Wow, that was fucking rude. Can I get you a drink or some-" Tuco fired his weapon 6 more times into my chest, and, astonished, began laughing. "Please stop," I requested nonchalantly. Michael lifted his handgun, and fired 3 consecutive shots to a similar area. I asked them, "are you done?" Dream ended.