Date: 5/13/2018
By EargasmicGiant
I found out that Deborah Harry is my mother and she is a head of a crime family. I go swimming with my clothes on and she tells me she spent $500 on my shoes and I take them off to dry. Meanwhile she is talking to Bryan Adams. There are people trying to kill me so I try to defend myself with a rocket launcher. I steal an RV and get away from them and I am driving 100 and it starts raining and lightning and thundering while I am being chased and then police start chasing me