wtf even

Date: 6/5/2018

we were in some kind of literal social circle and isaac was pretending to punch me in the face repeatedly and I didn't want him to accidentally actually punch me in the face so I loudly said "oh no everybody Isaac's non-consensually jerking off my invisible forehead dick!" clearly a logical response. exploring some weird place with Meaghan, I slide headfirst down some stairs and land in a pile of bags of trash. Neets comes in and friendlily says something about how we should make sure to get done with our work in a timely fashion if we want (something?) but me and Meaghan are lazy af and Neets is like well Scott is just gonna junk(?) this place anyway (get rid of it for free) adventure Time game that's long and fun, time is passing in intervals and Finn keeps somehow getting younger alternate versions of himself into this world so eventually there are three Finns ranging from small to large man, though they are all bigger than he is in the show. I tell him "I like your hair and nails today," but realize that's not what I meant and say "beard*" they're sailing around on a boat. I'm in some kind of official competitive arcade racing game event. I show up to the first race completely naked for some reason and even though I'm uncomfortable about that fact I decide to roll with it and assume people will just think I'm eccentric and dgaf about nothin! I don't think I won the race. there are six racers. later the second of two races is about to start. I'm fully clothed now and am somehow insecure about that lol like people are gonna think I couldn't commit to my public nudity stunt. anyway everyone else goes over to race, I head over a few seconds later and sit down, pop in 50¢ and start playing for a while before I finally realize my competitors aren't there and it's the wrong game. I walk around trying to find them but for some reason am having a heck of a time doing so. I get distracted again in some other ways before I finally find the game and join in hella late. I don't even make it to the finish line before the time runs out. somehow I come in first lol. ♪ and some other stuuuuuufffff... ♪