Lucid 2

Date: 4/24/2017

By Sofos

WARNING! WARNING! WEEPING ANGEL INVASION!!! I panicked, then grabbed as much peppercorn I could from the bulk supply we had for our pepper grinder. (We never had a bulk supply of peppercorns, but dreams never cared about reality, so whatever) I started to dream about the 1400's, hoping I would get sent back there, otherwise my peppercorn would be useless. Then I looked around and found myself in someone's pig pen in that exact time period. Wizard! Uh oh, some lady was totes raging at me for standing in her pig pen, oops. So what did I do? I left, tracking mud across town. Then I found a market! However, they didn't know what peppercorn was, so somehow my bad of peppercorns turned into a bag of dirt, which made me incredibly sorrowful. WAIT! that's not right! This must be a dream! Ha! "I can have as much money I want, sicko! I can ride dinosaurs or ask that pretty girl out for dinner! I can even stinking fly! All I have to do is keep my cool... Huh, and I almost lost it. Alright, I'm done here. Take me to The Jedi Temple." BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Stupid alarm clocks.