Five wet dreams:

Date: 7/27/2018

By hailthesillynick

Dream 1: I was at a Christian water park and I was kicked out of there because to all of those that chosed to be with the devil can’t go in there because they’ll most likely scream out: Fuck you! When they find out it’s God’s presence and children. Dream 2: I was making evil faces at my speech therapist from back in middle school because I thought she was pretty hot and got yelled at by her husband and he said: What the fucks wrong with you? She’s a mom! Dream 3: I was at a remote location up north talking to myself because I’m insane, and a space ship escaping/emergency pod from Halo: Combat Evolved tried to hit me as getting rid of my disgusting presence from the earth. Then after that, I ran out to even farther out there, farms of farther and saw Sarah Connor from Terminator 2: Judgement Day try to kill me too for some reason. Dream 4: I fucked the security guard at my school because I thought she was hot. Dream 5: I fucked that one crip girl from L.A. that I’ve sexually harassed until she died.