Gaydog: The Prequel

Date: 12/9/2018

When I was in Thailand over summer I did mushrooms with a friend and we thought one of the dogs was gay. From this, gay dog was born. In the dream I was on a diving trip with that friend and we saw a poster for gaydog (henceforth referred to as GD) . The cartoon didn’t look very feminine and in fact GD looked more like a werewolf. I didn’t give it that much more thought and I went home to my parents house and slept. Upon awaking I realised it was Christmas and I had slept though most of Xmas dinner - being just in time for desert. Christmas seemed distinctly more bland this year than our previous festivities and almost felt morbid.. only my mother and uncle sat at the dinner table, looking grey.