Date: 12/15/2016
By Marcailyx
I was in a Tracer costume watching a stand up routine by Markiplier at an outdoor event held by him (this is all taking place in the actual world of Overwatch) when suddenly me amd this kid dressed as Gotenks with SS 3 hair were chosen to have a race. I was actually weirdly fast, but neither of us had powers. We were close, but I ended up winning because I was honest when asked about who won. The next race involved cars donated by the Overwatch group that could drive and fly, but the race started before we were in the cars. Gotenks got in his just fine, but I got the stupid idea to push mine first (they were very small and extremely lightweight) and try to get in while it was moving. Didn't work out well because it went faster than I expected, but I did eventually get it. Then I crashed into Samuel L. Jackson dressed as Mace Windu. We were stuck, his airbag went off, but Overwatch airbags apparently are placed everywhere EXCEPT in the steering wheel, so he was held in place. He was pretty annoyed and my car wouldn't work anymore. Then I woke up.