New Job, No Shoes & A Poopy Ex

Date: 1/22/2020

By clointoronto

Yesterday I had two interviews. Last night I dreamt about the interview I actually want the job with. Here it goes... It was the day after the interview, just before lunch. I decide that it’s best not to stay at my office for lunch but to go to the place where I wanted the job, and have lunch. I wanted them to know I wanted the job. Security there is pretty tight but somehow I manage to get in and find a spot. I start to eat then everyone crows around the area because that’s somewhat of the lunch room. I’m eating, looking around for my new boss. I wasn’t sure if I should hide or show her I was interested so much that I came to have lunch! These two guys beside and across from me asked me if my sandwich was soggy because of the meat. I said no. Then I saw my future boss and she smiled at me. I decided I should now go. As I am about to get into the elevator, I realize I forgot my shoes (yes, I had no shoes on) so I went back in. I didn’t have a working pass so I tailgated which is a big no-no but the guy behind me also tailgated after he decided to tell us all that we weren’t to be tailgating. I get in and place my purse beside the spot where you tap your card again. I grab a piece of paper and tap it, pretending it was my card. I went to find my shoes but instead found myself looking in my new bosses office to see what it looked like. THEN I’m in a scene with my exhusband. He asks if it would be possible to get back together. I started thinking yes because the new job I was about to get does a yearly retreat and that way he could watch the kids while I was gone (at the moment in real life he would have issues with that). Then I ask if he wants coffee. I’m in the drivethru and out, a few hundred feet to my left is my exhusband standing beside his car with the music playing. But instead of him being him, he’s a bouncy blob of gel in what seemed to be a ball (kinda looked like those weird feeling poops or balls with faces that you can smoosh) and he had two eyes and a massive mouth. He was acting all crazy and funny while dancing and bouncing up and down and I was dying laughing. I tried to take a pic but the line was moving too quickly.