I spoke Japanese and killed someone with a pink sword + Kim Jong Un

Date: 3/18/2018

I remember being on the bus to work and trying to do my homework but I kept writing Japanese symbols. I was really confused but when I tried to speak I spoke Japanese as well. I ended up at a private school for girls. Emily handed me a voucher for donuts from 7/11 and I bought them and ate them all. I sat down and wrote some stuff on my laptop and was pleased when it came out in English. Then I remember feeling really annoyed at being at this stuck up school, so me and another girl went into a secret place and got really high. Like, super high. Then I remember feeling like I was kidnaped and left in this room. I opened up another dimension and bought a pink sword so when my kidnapper came back, I killed them. I stole the car and drove to some sort of palace where I found Kim Jong Un sitting on a throne. He asked me how I escaped and I told him to shut up.