Kites

Date: 1/5/2017

I was in India. There were these stairs and I was going up them and down them, I could jump really high so I jumped about 3 stories high. I went outside and I saw some kid flying a kite, I went towards him and his kite fell onto me and he blamed me for it. Then I Woke Up. How dare that fucking Oompa Loompa blame me for his own mistake