Miley Cyrus, really?

Date: 8/1/2017

By KilgoreTrout

I was going to the gym of a school with my English class and the teacher, Mr. Baker. When we got into the gym I could see everything from an almost aerial viewpoint. There were wide stage-like bleachers on the opposite side of the gym from us and there were girls all standing in costumes on them. When we got settled in they started moving around and doing their show. I noticed one row of the girls were all dressed as people like Alice from Alice Wonderland, Miley Cyrus, and others I cannot remember. When that row of girls all ran off of the stage and formed a line on our side of the gym I made some remark like, "Are they seriously dressed as Miley Cyrus?" My English teacher looked at me and said something like "I know, right?" That's all I can remember before I woke up.