I Pray To God Out of DESPERATION (And it WORKED FML)

Date: 8/14/2023

I woke up in bed, cold. And one thing's for sure when I did...I couldn't BREATHE. Yeah, I know, cue the dramatic music. Besides that, I coudn't see or move. I started grasping my face, but I couldn't feel anything... sort of. Like I felt its presence, and tangles like vines but I couldn't grab it. All I knew was that it was cold, and it obstructed my breathing, so it needed to go. I spent the next several minutes trying to pry it off --a ghost, I assumed-- because of the drop of temperature and the fact I couldn't breathe or grab it. At this point, I was annoyed and becoming desperate. At which sacrifising my dignity, I PRAYED. To God who I haven't prayed to in YEARS or went to church either. "Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..." (Or something like that) I muttered the entire thing once out loud, and the ghost began HISSING. And then it deflated and disappeared. (Read Notes For More)