James Shift?

Date: 9/20/2016

The dream started in this giant obstacle course in a gym. Aparrently, this course was inside my house. So after doing that, I started using my laptop.. after this, this person on this weird elongated motorcycle thingamajig drove in, and said his name was James Shift, and that it's time for me to die. After that he pulled out his big machete and a pistol, and started shooting at me and trying to slice me. I guess I picked up some random sword, the started blocking his slashes and dodging the bullets. This went on for about ten minutes, and it pretty darn intense. After that whole thing, I finally did a flip off the wall and confused him, then I pinned him down on the ground and took the pistol from his hand.. after that, I put it in his mouth, and threatened to pull the trigger if he tries to hurt me any longer. After that, I guess I found some rope, and I tied his hands behind his back and called the police. I happily walked off, hoping to never see this guy again. But that wasn't it.. In the dream, about a week later, I was getting my laptop (again) and my charging cord. Then I heard a voice say, "Hey kid, you wanna fight me again?!" I turned around slowly and saw, guess who, James Shift, this time with a pistol AND a rifle. After this, I started running and I slid on the wood floor under his legs (they were apart) and started running down the stairs to the main level of my house. He was pursuing me, yelling. I ran over to the back door, and shut it, locking it in the process. Realizing that he could shoot through the glass door, he started trying to hit me. I ran over to the gate of the yard, and Mr James figured out that the door was LOCKED. As he burst out, I heard a bark, and my dog jumped out of an open window, and takled James. He dropped both his weapons, and again, I took the pistol, and put it in his mouth.. after that, I called the police yet again, and they took him to a maximum security prison on a remote island. Aparrently, he had broken out of the city jail. After that, I smiled, walked back inside with my dog, and said, "I'm gonna go eat some pineapples!!" and the dream ended.