I was at the beach with "my family" that somehow consisted of young AND old DJ Tanner, and Kate Upton, my stepmom. Then we went back to our fancyton house. I think someone died. And I think there was a big memorial service being held at our house. But for the life of me, the only thing I remember was trying to pick between these two beautiful chocolates...While the memorial service was going on... I could only eat one of them.