Wild ride 💀

Date: 5/29/2024

I went to the mall for many hours. Back home, I was on my phone, and suddenly transported to a scene from 1500s Italy. A generic important person was looking through a telescope, and I said "How about something more modern?" so I was transported into a weird neighbourhood where the houses were collossal black squares with a navy blue tint, like the street I was standing on. I remembered that I drove there in my phone game. A child skateboarded past me with an mp3 player, so I thought "This is futuristic, but maybe its the 2000s, or even the 90s". I was back in my room that was now a dusty wooden attick where I slept on an old animal bed in the corner but I thought it was nice. I was scrolling Twitter on my phone where I saw people making jokes about Pokemon. Suddenly, it made me teleport to an empty warehouse, letting me swipe from a limited list of Pokemon to choose from. I chose the massive whale Pokemon, which appeared with me. I woke up the next morning in the attick, but my appearance transformed into Barbie. Next to my animal bed, I dug through a box of pens and markers to look for a highlighter. My morning went into autopilot where I kept having black spots in my memory, with a narrator explaining it. Suddenly, I was running through a forest and fell face first in front of a zoo area where pigs were, because of my missing memory I couldn't remember why. After another memory omission I was at church, which was in another building, in the attick. I wasn't supposed to be there, but mom wanted me to sit there. I did not look like barbie anymore, and ate peanut butter bread. There were 3 pastors on the stage, each to translate the main message into a different doctrine to cater to a wider crowd. When i got home, Dad made me a bunk bed to use. I sat there and used the leapfrog, but they updated it to add a kids version of TikTok, which made me upset, even though I was using it. The video I saw was a boring vlog of a family getting out of their car.