Joel osteen

Date: 9/2/2018

So I went to sleep while Joel olsteen was on tv (he’s s a famous Christian preacher) and idk what the fuck he was going on but in my dream I scared shitless cause he was talking about sinning and how if you don’t fix it in time you’re going to hell and I’m freaking out in the living room like “OH MA GAAHHHD JESUS DONT LOVE ME AKWKZKEKDKAK”