All About That Bass Jungle Addition

Date: 5/11/2016

I was in the jungle in a makeshift wooden science lab with modern equipment I combined two liquids of yellow and purple colour together (they came from test tubes which I put together in a conical flask) and mixed them together by swirling it around. This reacted in a chemical reaction which resulted in orange gas. This made me want to pee so I went outside to do a bush wee due to the lack of toilets in the jungle. So I tired to urinate but the orange gas seemed to only simulated the feeling of needing to pee. In the dream as I realised this I also realised that I was squatting on a nest of red ants! I ran away screaming in the opposite direction the the wooden science lab (for some idiotic reason)! While running and trying to get off all the red ants I of course hit a tree. THUD! this is when the dream got really weird! The thud I made when I hit the tree was like a drum so obviously the ants started to make a rhythmic clapping noise. Freaked out I sprinted away finding my self at a pondish thing type place where a hippo was having a 'bath' it saw me and charged, its feet stamping rhythmically with the ants 'clapping' which I could still hear. Due to the charging hippo I once again sprinted away this time I smashed into an elephants' leg so hard that it bent back causing the huge beast to fall but as on fell it made a low sort of trumpet/cello like noise. I was unharmed by this collision. But in order to not get crushed by the falling elephant, squashed by the angry hippo or eaten alive by the red ants I ran away... again! This time I collided with a spider web this of course acted like a sling shot and fired me all the way I had just been running from and further! So after flying threw the air and still being able to hear the red ants, the hippos steps and the falling elephant I landed in the jungle trees. Here I saw a chimpanzee. Then it started to sing All About That Base. This is when I realised the various noises the animals I had run into were making was the backtrack to All About That Base. Then I fell that canopy and landed on another one where parrots started singing back up. Then I fell all the way threw the canopy's on to the ground unharmed but now the whole jungle was contributing to All About That Base until... ROAR! A tiger... a tiger in a jungle!?? Roared and stopped the rendition of All About That Base. It was quiet for a few seconds then the silence was ruined by the tiger then singing/saying "Oh my god! Look at her but!" (From the song of course) I then woke up.