Billy the Squid

Date: 9/19/2020

12/24/2019: the four of us slept at Alana & Tyrion’s apartment when we discovered that a gay man-ghost was attached to Alana, but it happened to be visible enough to fix it. When we brought the ghost back to life with a banana, it turned out the spirit was just a live squid with marble skin. Tyrion, Brad, Felicia (their cat) and I sang “Broken Glass” to the squid (an American folk CLASSIC btw) while the squid snuggled in Tyrion’s lap and Alana cried.