Date: 1/26/2017
By jordyn_jae
I teleported to another state where it was warm and there was a bunch of stuff in my car and I was in the back seat with it. Someone backed into my car and totally crushed it. I got out and yelled "hey buddy" and he reluctantly came over. He started looking at it and I said "let me call the cops now so we don't gotta. E here as long" and he said "we don't gotta call the cops" and then I went to get my phone and call anyway. Then I got a gross taste of oil in my mouth and I said "ew I need to go inside and get a drink" and I got my phone out of the car, and started heading in, then I realized I forgot money and turned around and said "I need my money" ran back and got it