pubes of Valhalla

Date: 1/11/2017

Me Oscar, Lewis and other housemates were sailing through the flooded landscapes of this country on a Viking boat! We were unwashed, grubby, tangled hair and smelly. It was modern day, and people were out in their land rovers driving were there flood was shallow, in towns like leamington spa. There was someone with us who was a wild human, couldn't speak, didn't know what was normal. We'd go into a corner shop and they would smell things, eat things as they pleased, sit ontop of counters and not respond to people trying to stop them. The police were called on us a lot, chase us through the flooded streets. We tried to teach the wild human what 'normal' was. Oscar and I, while others were distracted, told them that shaving pubes was normal and if they were ever caught by police, they should probably have shaved pubes