Date: 10/24/2019
By Imetaphor
I have a really intelligent cat that reads emotions from voices, runs to help, attack in our defense, and unlocks the door when we're locked out. There's construction outside my window. The landlord put in a big stony creek right across the yard. I actually like it because it's natural defense and a place to swim, flowing slowly right next to my little front cement patio. There's a front house too but no one lives there. I check to make sure everything is still alright. The porch has a fan running so I turn it off. I realize I'm naked and a girl unexpectedly comes out of the house. I try to hide around the corner of the house against the wall, but it's too late. She saw me. She walks around to get a look at me. I'm trying to cover myself. "Don't come over here! I'm naked!" I warn because she looks too young, but she's obviously interested. I have to run past her to get back to my house. I'm on a lawn chair in my yard. Down near the front house girls are laying on lawn chairs too. We're all chilling and napping. I check out the girls' skimpy bikinis. When they're asleep, I pull down my trunks all the way and expose my big erection. It stays up on its own. It's very noticeable. I pretend to sleep, eyes half-closed, so I can see them check me out. I'm playing a version of chess with presidents' busts for pawns. I'm screaming and venting my righteous anger at people stealing from me and committing fraud. I'm mostly just yelling what they did to practice raising my voice and being angry. At one guy, who had stolen my presidents' busts, sold them, and replaced them with smaller cheap imitations, I point my finger and yell, "YOU. ARE GOING TO JAIL!!!"