Date: 5/18/2018
By NICK
In my dream Im at the political rally (not sayin which side Im on LOL) marching to capital hill to make my thoughts known to the House, I am holding my beautiful wifes’ hand, she is holding a funny sign we made and I am holding a megaphone so they can hear me in the House, The King from Burger King taps me on the shoulder, and when I turn around he hits me so hard in my face that I crumble to the concrete. Immedietely I am roused and swollen with humiliation and the king who is always only smiling in the commercial, he leans down and his face is in a mocking frown, my wife is fanning herself, he said “ how about these sessame seed BUNS” and he scuats and farts green gas in my face. everyone is laughing and I am so roused seeing my wife laughing at my state. king calls my wifes’ breast’s “patties” and he takes her away and I wake up, purple and bursting