Broke the Dream realm ft. Ariana Grande

Date: 8/26/2020

So basically my dream started out as a normal Dream (or, ya know, A dream, since none of my dreams are normal). I was at some sort of summer camp with my friends from soccer and basketball, except we weren’t playing soccer or basketball, we were making these weird ass music videos. Like literally one of the activities was a 30 minute music video session or something, so my friend and I decided to make a music video in the shower of all places, because she thought it was creative? But yeah once we got there there was literally already a group there making one, and it was kinda fucked up. I mean, we started to seriously question if this camp was even legal, because this was a lawsuit waiting to happen 😂. But ya, this shit was weird, so my brain was like hell nah, and made me wake up, where I proceeded to question my mental stability. Anyway, I went back to sleep after and somehow came back into the same weird af dream. Even dream self was concerned at that point, so I was like “take me to a less creepy dream”, and I guess that worked. So in the new dream I was just watching a movie when I got really tired and decided to go upstairs and go to sleep on my air mattress (which doesn’t really make sense cuz I was in my own home and i have a bed but whatever it’s Irrelevant). So somehow, I actually dreamt within the dream, and ended up at this weird party with an exciting variety of people: we got my homie, my bf, my grandpa for some rzn, and dream world regular, none other than Ariana Grande. So ya, as you can imagine, I was a little bit confused to what the situation was at the moment. My grandpa left pretty quickly to go to the bathroom and I guess never came back, so it was a little less uncomfortable, but yeah, as always, I was instantly drawn to the famous pop star that for some reason was hanging out with me. However, unlike most of my dreams, Ariana Grande actually didn’t know that she was a famous pop-star. In fact, when I started calling her Ariana, she was like huh and thought her name was like Tiffany or some shit. So I was like what the fuck wdym ur not Ariana grande, my obsessed ass disagrees. But she was like nope. So I asked my homie to play “goodnight n go” cuz I was like this bitch ain’t playin and he popped in a CD, but she was like ya idk this. Like mf how? Anyway, I wasn’t rly sure what this party even was, but I mainly remember doing shots and also one of my friends flirting w ari or Tiffany or whoever the fuck. But soon I “woke up” back to the air mattress dream, and went downstairs to see that my sister baked a big ass sheet of brownies at like 6am (u know, like a normal person). And I just remember being really mad at her for some reason. I mean, maybe it was the whole Ariana Grande letdown but I was just like “why in the name of fuck would u make all these godammm brownies...u stupid...betty Crocker-ass oven mit....Do I LOOK like a bake sale to u?”. Ya I was rly upset 😂. So I went back upstairs when all of a sudden I realized that I was in a dream. I mean, nothing felt right, and I realized that nothing made any sense. That’s when I felt this weird portal close around me, and I woke up. Except psych I didn’t rly wake up, because I was actually back in the first dream, with the weird af music vid summer camp. I think we were in a hotel or something, but I thought it was real life. I started to “remember my dream” that I supposedly had (Ariana grande, my grandpa, all that weird shit). Then I suddenly remembered the whole music video dream and got really confused. If that was part of the dream, then why was it also real? So ya that’s when I actually woke up. Disclaimer: this dream doesn’t make any fucking sense and I’m definitely leaning into the whole matrix theory a lil more than before. I’m also definitely gonna stop taking oxy before going to sleep. And lastly, I just wanna formally apologize to the friends involved in this dream, as I realize how fucking weird it is, and I had no control over their involvement. Alright I’m gonna go question my mental state bye ✌🏻